Traveling Thoughts

...great, i'm at the airport in plenty of time...what, my flight's delayed for 40 minutes?! there's no way i''ll make my connection at DFW....how on earth can i run through 2 terminals, hop a bus and get to the satellite terminal in 20 minutes?....whew, hope airline employee is correct about all flights from DFW being delayed cause i'm on the last flight of the night....ooh, travel vouchers....so tempting....

on the plane
of course i have the window and the two other people in my row are already seated.....doesn't she know not to wear a gallon of perfume when you're traveling in confined spaces?....at least she's not a talker.....yay, the beverage cart is coming and i can finally get a dr pepper.....of course i want the whole can.....wait, this doesn't taste right.....am i over my dr pepper infatuation?.... drinking straight from the can doesn't make it better.....uh oh....flights offer a lot of time for reflection......cue up flaming lips, do you realize....we're floating in space....the plane rolls to the right to make a turn.....life is complex...life is real....do you realize that everyone you know, someday, will die.....why didn't i use the bathroom before i got on the plane.....why did i drink the whole can of dr pepper........uh oh turbulance....

in dallas.
don't have to go out to the tiny plane terminal anymore. ..... flight delayed 40 minutes....overbooked.....more vouchers....so tempting.....what's 12 hours less....why do the newly 21-year-olds drink more beer when they smelled of alkie before boarding ....what, they never want to visit the big apple? are they stupid.....

in fort smith
yay for the whole family....what the heck is going on with my brother's hair?......yay they brought the dog....dad refers to a gingerbread flavored dessert as 'santa vomit'.....yep, back to family humor. ....this is why i come home.....