Tim and I finished up our meal, paid, went back to the hotel and saw Chris leaving. Thankfully he remembered that he owed us money and offered to meet up with us later for dinner at a place that took credit cards, so he could pay us back. Which worked out for the most part, except he still probably owes us 20 bucks. Not a bright kid. And he spouted off stories about traveling along through SE Asia and a few other places. I was kind of amazed he'd made it that far in life.
Anyway. Who am I to judge Canadians?
Tim and I found a travel agency that evening, booked a bus to Guatemala City the next morning so we could hit Antigua and all was well. EXCEPT the next morning when packing I started searching for my trail mix and Cheez-itz and realized that Chris the Hungry Canadian had taken them when he came back to the room without us! You do NOT take Cheez-itz from me! He had been so worried that he would starve since he didn't have access to cash until Monday morning, so I guess he felt entitled to taking my snacks! I'm still pissed about it; don't get me going.

Monday morning Tim and I hopped on the Linea Dorada bus to Guatemala City, a 9 hour ride or something ridiculous that we could've taken in a car with JP had his friend not fallen in love with the girl in Belize, but eh. At least we got some action movies and a pit stop in the middle of nowhere that had some tortillas, beans and cabbage to eat.